Post of Wednesday April 11, 2007 - 11:58pm (EEST)
…… back home i was
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- THis 1 go3s out for all u h03z, and the White Arian Ressistance(WAR) feels good to belong
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Its summer now in Romania , land of the lost and all that shit, so everybody is preppin their new pimpin hot bluetooth mobile handsets so thay can chill in tha park talkin and shit and lookin to cool for schoool , cause wtf if its romania we gottza be stupid in all kinda wayz . Ya cause i got it like that , like how ??? like that.
This is the story of Jimmy , Timmy and Ron(he didnt belong) three young mushrooms caught up the fucked up mushroom society of the 80’s when everyshroom was on crack and even on other mushrooms{kinda like cannibalism in the mushroom way mushroism(eating other mushrooms just to get high , fucked up mushrooms they were i kid u not)], as mushrooms dont fuck they just spread some fuckin spores in the air and then like the women mushrooms get high or some shit and have babys , this story will not be about secs drugz and rock’n roll cause they don like have vaginas, dicks or “Thin Lizzy”, it will be a story passion love and desire , and the pure awsomeness of life sprinkled with some sauce and garlic cause thats how i like mushrooms, so anyweyz here we go.
Jimmu Timmy and Ron(he didnt belong) were like best friends since ever they went to mushschool together , even high-mushschool they did their first line of coke together and sprikled some spores on the mush-groupie back at graduation, but now they were past that , they were in a car somewhere on the outskirts of ThinLizzyisshit town near the intersection of Bill Gates and Gay avenue , ready to put on the sockz over their heads so they could go in and rob the liquer store (they’ve now passed from crack to HP(Harry Potter , a way more addictive drug and way more harmfull for the society)).
Jimmy:Yo dudes like u sure , bout his and all , like fuck sake , we can wait till friday when the Gobllet of Sperm comes out in paperback , theres no need of doing this now , fuck what am i saying that book is so gay i gotta read it right now and masturbate thinkin of harmony gettin down with the dragon caugh by the romanias in the first movie ya lets do this shit .Timmy :Was it me or did u just go straight there for a second on me , man its like the urban legend of gay we have to have it !!!!
Ron: U guyz are so cool , i dont know what gay is , but i want in .
Timmy : (slaps Ron) Shut the fuck up u retarded prick u dont fuckin BELONGG:
Jimmy: Ya , u slut , u dont even have a fuckin bluetooth in your ear like shut the fuck upSo our three friend pull the cocks , sorry socks over their tiny head and head in for the shop.
In the meantime ……….
Tune in next week for more of Jimmy, Timmy and Ron(he didnt belong adventures), right here in this place of harmony passion of desire where i getz tonz of porn
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