There ain’t, never was and never will be a Mr. Trandafir. For those of you that gave less interest to school than i did, and don’t know who the fuck Mr.Rose (Tradafir) was/should’ve been … well u didn’t miss a thing cause he never existed … he was in fact an “it”, a faulty-segment of a drunk writer’s faulty-imagination.

I’m stating all of the above, cause recently i’ve overheard that our “dear” school teachers (faculty, high-school, pre-school and the school of hard knocks) decided that they were miss treated and shit by the government and decided to THREATEN with going on STRIKE and such things .

Well i’ve just got to make some comments on that .

1. First and FOREMOST you have to be actually be fuckin’ working and doing shit, in order to go on a FUCKIN STRIKE. Our teacher have been in fuckin’ holiday for almost 20 years now… letting everything slide by them while enjoying their dolce far niente and givin’ out private lessons( or teachings also called “meditatii” (i’m really gonna circle back to this shit)).

2.The second point is that FUCK THEM, literally fuck THEM, i’ve been in the public school system the better part of my life now … i really can’t remember how not going to school was … no, that didn’t come out right… i really can’t remember how not trying to not go to school (i’ve corrected this 4 times now… if u don’t get it fuck you i really can’t put all the nots not nuts but not’s together blah … t3h p41n ) and cheat all classes/exams was. I did this because as stated in earlier posts: school, in my multi-edged way of seeing things, was a way to be turned in a perfect slave … and a dumb one that is .

Because anywhere else i think even Butan, Afganistan ,Mars or Uzbekiswhatthefuck (i’m givin’ out these examples cause they sound really far away not that they are worse than our beloved country)  … school is meant to brighten you up and not meant to DUMB YOU DOWN!!!!!. Cause ohhh goddly God JEsus and doggy style Marry (i’m quotin a stand up comedian on that can;’t remember which one) can the romanian school system dumb you down.

- THEY are teachin’ the same shit for 20 years now, nobody is taking the time to fuckin’ UPGRAYYEDD the fuckin’ courses, and nobody cares (if you haven’t picked outside the window of your room, the world kinda changed int he last 2 decades)

- THEY are the SAME FUCKIN’ TEACHERS AS 20 years ago, because they sit so comfy while doing nothing and they can’t be bothered with anything else, and nobody wants to teach anymore cause they know the truth : it’s like the mafia, it’s like the ghetto, it’s like the zoo, it’s like the jungle, and if you are not like Tony Montana shotgun-wise you just maybe get fucked up by some 17 years old boy who’s pappy is in the real Mafia

- THEY don have a BOSS !!! can you imagine … the romanian public school system is designed in such (suck)  a way that the teachers don’t have anyone to check on their shit (they say they do but in fact they don’t take my word for it)… they can do pretty much what they like and you cannot argue with them , they ARE GOD, we used to call them “The Elders”, and your are their pitiful slave!!!

3. Third. All of our lifes here in Romania, well most of them anyways, are looping around in the same circle.

1. You are born, you don’t have shit

2.life is tough as fuck -> 3. you start obsessing about shit because you don’t have shit , about how you look , how you act how anything ->4 you start to envy people that have it easy, in your perception -> 5. you start hatting everything -> 6. not being able to do/have the things you want, you make others miserable as well , cause it’s common knowledge that misery loves company -> back to the second point.

This , i think,is true for the most part of my country men. And at the end of the day we are stuck in it one way or the other.

Now going back to teachers, their circle is easily translated and understood because they should be the cream of the crop.But the teachers today that hold power in school may it be a bit or a lot of power, are not the cream of the crop and they know it.

After the fall of communism they got treated bad, and then bad turn into worse and then worse turned in something that i think is called starvation . This happened while everybody else was busy with stealing shit for them-selfs and not doing their jobs as prime-ministers , presidents and so on.

The teachers got it so bad that in the end they turned from “polishers of destinies / creators of true values/ Mr. Roses” to commoners that hated them-selfs for the path they took. Some turned away from the teachin’ craft, followed other dreams, but most of them stayed like a big dumb crowd to see what happens next.

Nothing happened, things just got even worse, and they followed the natural path of the circle, started hatting everything even more. This led in the end to the total ruin of the Romanian school system, that is now more of a joke than the Romanian medical system … a rang hard to obtain.

3.The real problem is that they got so lost in Translation , that they forgot the proper way of doing business , or at least have a distorted way of looking at doing business.

Business is real simple actually, it breaks down into two. You either SELL shit, or you BUY shit. No so hard really, and you get a “level up” when you buy or sell a lot of shit and you get good at it.But it is still business and the raw matter of it is SOME SHIT , you have to have SHIT in order to do stuff.

Now our teachers , don’t have anything, and the worst part is that they are convinced that they do. So they ask for a level up with nothing to show for.

This is the most common problem i noticed in my short years of trading shit, that most of the folk around first expect to get “level ups” and only after that they think that they should put the SHIT on the tables. Sadly it’s not like that, and if you are the best of the best the BIg Kahuna of traders, you are totally useless without the trading material.

Out teachers, don;t understand that they must first have something to show for and after that they will get paid.They are in fact only employees of the government, i’m sorry to say but nobody put a shotgun to their heads and said “DO OR DIE”, they chose this out of passion or out of the love for doing shit all, i don’t know , it was their choice. And now they have to live with it, and instead of creating something , of doing their jobs, of being better beings they THREATEN to bring down the curtain on the last shade of hope this country has.

And what they really don’t notice, maybe because the fuckin shades are pulled, or the windows are really dirty in schools is that THERE IS A FUCKIN WAR OUTSIDE. People are starving, peple are jobless, people are desperate but i’ve still to see the man that takes a gun and puts it to a child’s head saying something like “I don’t care that it ain’t his fault , it ain’t mine either” cause that’s what they are doing, altough they would be shooting blanks… just deafing the poor child.

It’s a shame.

And there is one more thing, some well 20 years back now , maybe even more , they have been given the unwritten right, to have the only type on un-taxable LEGAL income there is . Private lessons/hours i don’t have the terminology , but they earn money and give nothing to the state back as in taxes and such. It was informally given to them because they were considered and still are considered to bring value in the society and the society decided not to tax them because of that. But now … they forget this … and ask for things that they DO NEED (they need the money , they are paid like shit , after 30 hard fuckin long even more years they get fuck all salaries) but don’t trully deserve. I can’t say who is to blame but more than 80% of the teachers i had , were like the ones i described above even worse. In 18 years of school i only had 3 teachers i looked up to and learned shit from them . Actual shit that i can TRADE with. The rest were just there because they didn’t have shit to do back home.

Peace

In a Romanian plain translation it’s something like “facand sa semene”.

I first discovered this concept in my Politehnica years, that’s our top schooling facility here in Romania. I call it facility cause it facilities the way to fuck up your life, and nothing else.

Me and some friends first started making it look-a-like when we gave out exams and such. The art-form is simple, you don’t have to be a genius or anything, all you have to do is really hate what you are doing. To our advantage we really hated exams.

The concept of it is that you can’t be bothered to actually learn the shit u have to write about in the exam, you really don’t like to bother yourself by making lil’ol’ cheat-sheats , and you can’t really stay inside of the exam room for more than lets say an hour cause it’s pointless anyway . So what you do is , you look side-ways at your colleagues writing shit (it doesn’t matter if they know that stuff , or if what they are writting is correct) and you start copying after them .

Now comes the tricky part, cause you really have to not give the least of fucks about it, for it to work, what one must do is not copy the content of the colleagues writings but the actual symbols… like a copy machine … u must not understand in fact you must not read even what he/she is writing, you just have to copy the symbols, the ball pen’s markings on the paper.

Yes i know it sounds complicated and stupid but it actually works to a level you will be shocked in discovering.

This technique has its advantages … for example if u fail the exam you wont be disappointed cause u know that u didn’t even bother reading anything, if u pass the exam u will be glad that once again u fucked the system by fucking yourself. On the other hand… it’s very addictive , once u managed to do it once u’ll keep at doing it, cause it’s so beautiful . In our cases it was genius cause we gave the system back what it gave us, SHIT, and now the SHIT comes back to us.

After using this technique for a while, you come to notice that in a country full of stupid retarded people pretending to be less stupid than they in fact are, everybody is doing it, everybody is making it look-a-like to one degree or the other.

I was born and raised in a Romanian speaking place. As a child i noticed that this palce was filled with other strange looking beings that emitted sounds, I later came to know as Romanian words. Of course by now u can sum up the fact that i wasn’t too smart and i wasn’t one of them 1 year olds that can speak , write and cook . No i was a late bloomer , kinda slow. I don’t recall when i began speaking stuff, but to this day i can still write for shit in that language (way worse than in English) , and i’m not really much of a talker either. My most common way of addressing another compatriot would make a nun asked to be raped  (two sides to that … ) .

I’ve always looked up to people that can do some shit i can’t really do aah … like drawing , singing and of course speakin and writin well in my native language. God how does it suck ass , it’s way to complicated, it’s got ups downs lefts rights all kinda fucked up shit . When the Dacians got to live with the fact that they were at last colonized and shit, instead of committing mass suicide they thought of fuckin’ the Romans and gettin’ to mix up  their languages . The worse part is that like most girls that u know; the first dick is the hardest, and then the jump to the second … NOT SO HARD.. the third , fifth and twentieth well i guess they just come natural .The Daco-Romans thought “well we got colonized once, Lets do it againnn !!!!!! It was fun!!!!!” .So we had  russians (still have them), greeks(a bit too few), turks(a bit too many), hungarians( … ), germans(heard they were fun) , well now hell we have gypsies !  (not in the exact same order) . And those 2000 years of constant dick jumping around founded what we call today our language. Sad, real sad combination cause it is a fuckin’ nightmare. It’s got 10 to the power of fuck all rules and restrictions. All that shit  makes u bleed inside cause it’s fuckin’ lackin’ logic …which later developed, in the users of it (us) lacking a bit more logic (we’ll cycle back to this) .

Now on the other hand we have English. It’s cool , easy rules, lets u make up words and sound interesting or very stupid, it’s a bit like 4th grade math everyone thinks they know, but in fact most of them suck.

The single good thing about romanian is that u can really really curse in it. Oh boy u can curse everything anything and make it sound like GOD came down from the skies and brought his wrath upon your mortal soul . U can insert,  take out, cut, paste every living part of your body and the principle is simple i explained it before : u just have to know the religios holydays , the fammily - tree , and be a very good anatomist.

Poof and there u have it, happy cursing .

Be cool stay in school.

Human beings shouldn’t be let one near another zicea acum ceva timp un prieten bun . Trist dar adevarat , de ce ? simplu deoarece intre doi oameni se pot exista  doar doua roluri  cel de superior si cel de inferior unu este desupra , unul este sub. Nu exista acea egalitate acel balans perfect nicodata, ori futi ori esti futut cum bine o zicea George Orwel in Animal Farm “All animals are equal ,but some animals are more equal than others” . Din aceasta cauza un alt bun prieten a concluzionat mai demult ca “singurii prieteni adevarati pe care ii vei avea in viata sunt familia, din simplul fapt ca aveti teluri comune” so prieteni ne prieteni familie nefamilie samd. atunci cand telul nu mai este comun cand lupta pentru acel ceva deviaza si se creeaza doua ceevauri it’s all gone pe pula.

Aici intervine natura umana si restul lucrurilor frumoase predate dealungul anilor de societate si anume abilitatea de futere preventiva , si anume abilitatea de a fute pe cineva way before ca ei sa te futa pe tine din simplul motiv : ca de ce sa planga mama cand poate sa planga masa.

Si totul e frumos si viguros de aici incolo se creeaza diferite legaturi intre oameni unii prefera sa fie dominati nu au fost stransi in brate sau tatal era away most of the time so au nevoia sa have role models, altii prefera sa fie dominati din simplul motiv ca nu au taria de a lua decizii singuri si prefera “ghidajul”, apoi sunt cei care sunt lead-dominators mare parte doar gigei care par a fi ceva ceeace nu sunt si reusesc intr-un final asa de bine incat se mint si pe ei , sunt desigur si personale care au asta in sange and end up by being called the big boss . Anyweyz e f futut si foarte ciudat , de ce nu mai exista si cum mortii masii a fost pierduta legaturi de egalitate dintre oameni , cred ca se pierde cu primul pas pe care il faci pe la 2 ani sau cand faci primul pas si asa incet cand te ridici sigur gasesti unu mai retardat pe langa tine care inca e in 4 labe si ii futi una pt ca e mai lame si inca nu a facut pasul maretz , dunno dar undeva pacolo we luz it .

So concluzia trista pe care am tras-o dupa multe experietente de ambele parti este ca daca nu esti sufiecient de abil psihic sa futi tot ce-ti iese in cale si daca nu tii cu tine si din cand in cand te apuci sa te gandesti ca r fi frumos sa treci o batranica pe strada sau sa ajuti un necunoscut in benzinaria samd mai bine te lasi de jocul de-a durul si realizezi ca esti inca un trist care nu reuseste sa fie ceva care nu este cu adevarat , si de fiecare data cand te lasi doborat de cate un sentiment din asta maretz cineva se trezeste si te fute right back pt all the shit uve fucked up.

facerea de bine e futere de mama ,

… iti multumesc.

pATRAT

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