high at the time

”

shit i hate fuckin lenovo i wrote like half a page and i hit the fuckin back button on the keyboard and this piece of shit lost all of my brain shit so here i go again :

i was just sayin’ some things about shit :

1.two friends of mine summed up ppl for me
first one went like “human beings shouldn’t be allowed one near the other”
and the second one went like “the only true friends u get in life are ur fammily cause its very likely that u have common goals”
both true
2.what endless years of communism do to a nation of sheep-people: “after the commies are gone everybody wants to be the boss”
3.”when u tryin’ to be something ur not , ur most likely to succed ” <- drug induced shit-talk
4.watch more comedy read more comics they really dont count

Things that i like and recommend :
1.Black comedy (like with blacks in it)
2.The Dave Chappele Show
3.Bill Burr’s,Bill Hicks, Gred Proops, Bill Hicks,Robin Williams,Eddie Izzard’s standups
4.Anything by/with Kevin Smith including his “standups”
5.Heroin(if used properly it could raise the world’s average IQ , by killin all the dumb fucks)
6.Gettin up late
7.Sex and drugs
9.Skit Skit Skit
10.http://www.empornium.us
11.http://www.clandestino.ro
12.The Dristor Kebab
13.Not going to school
14.Have sex and fuck around while ur young, so you dont wake up in ur 50s that ud like to fuck up everyone around u by getting it back
15.Work hard, drink RedBull , smoke BlackStone Cherry Cigarettos
16.Don’t use radar detectors , thay are shit
17.Go fuck a hoocker, its nice to pay upfront for something from time to time
18.Always carry a pack of cigs even if u dont smoke, there could be pplz around u that want to smoke and they aint got none to hit , so ull be doing them a favour (counts!)
19.Crip with me as i walk thru the hood crip-head maniac blah blah
20.U gotta play Baldurs Gate 1&2
21.Go to an Infected Mushroom concert, listen to Infected Mushroom!
22.Read things that make u drift away somewhere nicer, dont read cause uve got to read
23.Read The master And Margaretta,Extasy and Agony,Wheel of Time ,DONT read subtitles
24.Listen to the old people.
25.Never go to France(PARIS NEVER EVER)
26.forgot
27.Watch Firefly
28.I’d write something like don’t fuck someone over till they’ve fucked u up first, but the best way is to fuck them up good from the beginng so u dont take any chances - never did it but i hear its fun
29.Make the shit that u swallow and take very expensive, or else ur just another shit taker and not and expensive shit taker (readin this half a year later, it makes to fuckin sense)
30.If uve read this far its fuck all happenin in ur life just now
31.Always trust ur first instinct about somebody/something , if it wouldn’t've mattered ud’ve never had it
32.Have loads of fucked up friends , the more fucked up they are the more fun ull have
33.This is not a Suncream rip off , im just high
34.Trippin The Rift,Pure Pwnage, Pulp Fiction, The Blues Brothers,Office Space,Trainspotting, good porn
35.Drinking some wine with a girl and watchin a movie
36.Drinking beer with some friends and watching some girl
37.more that i cannot think of at this very moment

”
election time is comming …

if i was presindent
i’d get allected on friday
assasinated on saturday
buried on sunday

but the radio wont play this
they call it rebel music
how can u refuse it

if i was president if i was president” wycleaf “

1.

thing to try : a blunt and 2 redbulls

effect : u’ll have more ideas in a minute than u had all year long

2.

thing to try: diazepam and 1 redbull

effect: u’ll go to sleep and see your whole life rewind back and forth in ur mind

3.

thing to try : nitrazepam and trying not to fall asleep

effect: i cannot put it in words, i really can’t belive that shit it legal

4.

thing to try : a joint and a heavy doze of adrenaline

effect : u’ll feel god-like on the inside and u’ll be very thrilled on the outside

5.

thing to try : 7 redbulls, 5 packs of cigs, driving and no sleep for 24 hours

effect : u’ll start dropping frames, laggin’, like CS when ur net connection goes fuck all

6.

thing to try : drive a bike while drunk as fuck

effect : the closest thing you’ll ever come to flying

7

thing to try : smoke some aspirin and paracetamol

effect : everybody knows that …

8.

thing to try : drink cough syrup and afterwards have some milk

effect : fever, vomit, and the best anal lickage ull ever get

9.

thing to try : get stoned in the Dam and go take a walk in the RedLight District

effect : u’ll really feel good, no matter what

10.

thing to try : come and stay in Romania for 1 month

effect : from then on, u’ll  apreciate the rednecks in your own country

Heya God, what’s up

God: Nottin’ much chillin a bit , im planning to kick it laterz on

Cool , cool , how’s business going

God: Well not much to say there , as usual, i’m havin some trouble with these apples

? apples , what about them apples

God: Oh , nothing much to say , but they’re really just apples , it’s like they are so common , i wish i made them a bit different.. that’s all

Different how ? another color or what ?

God: No, no , just that they are too plain , too normal , they have nothing to it , u can’t really feel them , or place yourself in their shoes, … and of course that whole garden thing happened back in the day and then … Snow White , and the golden apple story .. bleah , i really got bored of them apples they are too dull

God ! , i never really thought of apples that way , maybe you are right, maybe you should do something with them, but what?

God: I guess i’ll just crosbreed them with cocaine and then they’ll really be THE forbidden fruit , they’ll make people see not the difference between good and evil but the difference between insanity and life, and i’ll go back in time and do this right before Scarface was shot , so Al Pacino will eat a whole bunch of apples .Like the old sayin : An apple a day keeps the dealer away.

nu si la noi

as vrea sa-mi fac un liceu ca sa stau pe banca toata ziua sa fumez si sa ma uit la lume

g1g1 a3r t3h h4×0rz