…… back home i was

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THis 1 go3s out for all u h03z, and the White Arian Ressistance(WAR) feels good to belong

Its summer now in Romania , land of the lost and all that shit, so everybody is preppin their new pimpin hot bluetooth mobile handsets so thay can chill in tha park talkin and shit and lookin to cool for schoool , cause wtf if its romania we gottza be stupid in all kinda wayz . Ya cause i got it like that , like how ??? like that.

This is the story of Jimmy , Timmy and Ron(he didnt belong) three young mushrooms caught up the fucked up mushroom society of the 80’s when everyshroom was on crack and even on other mushrooms{kinda like cannibalism in the mushroom way mushroism(eating other mushrooms just to get high , fucked up mushrooms they were i kid u not)], as mushrooms dont fuck they just spread some fuckin spores in the air and then like the women mushrooms get high or some shit and have babys , this story will not be about secs drugz and rock’n roll cause they don like have vaginas, dicks or “Thin Lizzy”, it will be a story passion love and desire , and the pure awsomeness of life sprinkled with some sauce and garlic cause thats how i like mushrooms, so anyweyz here we go.

Jimmu Timmy and Ron(he didnt belong) were like best friends since ever they went to mushschool together , even high-mushschool they did their first line of coke together and sprikled some spores on the mush-groupie back at graduation, but now they were past that , they were in a car somewhere on the outskirts of ThinLizzyisshit town near the intersection of Bill Gates and Gay avenue , ready to put on the sockz over their heads so they could go in and rob the liquer store (they’ve now passed from crack to HP(Harry Potter , a way more addictive drug and way more harmfull for the society)).
Jimmy:Yo dudes like u sure , bout his and all , like fuck sake , we can wait till friday when the Gobllet of Sperm comes out in paperback , theres no need of doing this now , fuck what am i saying that book is so gay i gotta read it right now and masturbate thinkin of harmony gettin down with the dragon caugh by the romanias in the first movie ya lets do this shit .

Timmy :Was it me or did u just go straight there for a second on me , man its like the urban legend of gay we have to have it !!!!

Ron: U guyz are so cool , i dont know what gay is , but i want in .

Timmy : (slaps Ron) Shut the fuck up u retarded prick u dont fuckin BELONGG:
Jimmy: Ya , u slut , u dont even have a fuckin bluetooth in your ear like shut the fuck up

So our three friend pull the cocks , sorry socks over their tiny head and head in for the shop.

In the meantime ……….

Tune in next week for more of Jimmy, Timmy and Ron(he didnt belong adventures), right here in this place of harmony passion of desire where i getz tonz of porn

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tristetea ne inconjuara in ritm ametitor aka E TIZPLA FRATE

Aberatzia mentala continua :

E ianuarie , vremea pulii , orasul pulii depresia melodramatika de iarna se combina cu astenia de primavara si creeaza un pseudo-penis ce impulicarit cu monotonia critica ce ne inconjuara naste aberatii mintale precum : POLITEHNIKA

Acest lok de vis adus in planul real de catre comunistii filantropi ai societati post-apocaliptice ne umple zielele de sloboz si noptile de cafea cola si nikotina din simplul motiv ca trebuie sa ai SCOALAAAA!!!!!!!!!! MUIEEEEEEEEEE MUIEEEEEEEEEEE MUIEEEEEEEEEE MUIEEEEEEEEEEEE sper sa muriti cu totii si sa ma pis pe mormantul vostru

cred ca nu o sa citeasca nimeni nicodata chestia asta da sami bag pula lokul ala nu ar trebuii sa existe

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”

daca laptele din frigider miroase a pula , o trebuii sa ma spal mai des pe dintzi ?

nu urasc pe nimeni in special , va urasc pe toti la fel de mult, si chiar o sa muriti si o sa fie marpha

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i’m not even sure how the fuck this really sounds, but i wrote it so i’ve got to take credit for it :))))))))

i was so fuckin amuzed at the time :)) , still have no clue who the fuck this was

bash.org suck on this!!! aka.”nestopabilul”

arrsurra: ce faci fratioare

arrsurra: esti?

pATRAT: lasama sa ghicesc … pt ca esti ars d ura nu?

arrsurra: cois de ce nu vb fratzik?

pATRAT: ce sa vb cois fratzik? “

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luminieaza sus intunerikul - asa un mistik natural

“este un mistik natural care floweaza prin aer

daca asculti atentiv acum o sa auzi

asta ar putea fi prima trompeta

e posibil sa fie ultima

multi mai mult vor trebuii sa sufere

multi mai multi vor trebuii sa moara

nu ma intreba pe mine de ceeeeeeee”    “

i was in pain at the time

”

imi fac diploma de fin d’etudes … deci chiar nimik nu poate fi mai aberant sau mai imbecil ca dupa 5 ani in care nu ai facut absolut nimik sa ti se spuna sa faci un nimik mai mare , mai elegant, si mai frumos paginat .

este o munca inutila care mi-a adus o 2 saptamani de stat acasa uitat la filme fumat lucruri iudate si paragrafat in microsoft word 2007 care este probabil unul dintre acele programe ce nu trebuiau sa vada lumina zilei

pur si simplu tampit si lipsit de sens , ma simt de parka cineva mi-ar fi dat un bobarnak si ma rostogolesc asa in tampenie catre ziua de marti cand porkaria asta va terbuii predata si sustinuta in fata unor oameni care nu ma cunosc nu au idee despre ce scrie in ea sau de cine a fost facut , ci doar sunt acolo pentru ca urmeaza un protocol un fel de a fi an de an la rand de a se duce si a asculta niste tineri viitori ingineri samd cum sustin ce pentru ei este probabil ultimul kin avut de suportat intro institutie din care au ramas cu mult gust de penis in gura , gauri in stomak/plamani , nopti nedormite , masini futute samd .

intrebarea mea este simpla , pentru ce pula mea facem asta ? de ce la un moment dat nu m-am oprit si pula mea de ce am continuat in tampenia asta de rostogolire a pulii… gen 5 ani pe pula dusi pe pula langa pula in apropierea si atenta ingrijire a pulii finalizate cu o noapte de kin in microsoft power point , alta inventie a vestului care fute vietzi wold wide

trist e putin spun , mult prea trist e stupid spus … cred ca adevaratul cuvant ar fi inutil de trist

poate unii in acesti 5 ani chiar au facut ceva , au invatzat ceva folositor sau morti in inima au facut ceva … ii respekt si ii stimez , dar nu pot intelege cum si de ce , adika chiar nu pot intelege , cum , cum pula mea poti sa faci ceva asa de oribil adika primii 2 ani ani au fost oribili iar urmatorii 3 au fost si mai oribili… cata putere si ambitie iti trebuie ca sa faci chiar ceva atat de cacat … sau nu stiu o fi din cauza lipsei altor activitati sau nu stiu chiar nu inteleg… a fost degeaba tot, pt mine unul cel putin …

nu o sami aduk nicodata aminte cu placere de anii astia nicodata nu o sa zic ceva frumos despre locul ala , si il voi da exemplu restul vietii ca cel mai inutil si oribil lok in care am fost vreodata in tineretea mea , lokul in care in lok sa invatz cu adevarat lucruri gen “carte” , am invatzat cum sa combin mai bine negrii din jur , cum sa plek capul in fata unor muisti fosilizati care nu pot vedea din scleroza lor nimik , muisti care in lok sa fie pedagogi se cred savanti , laboranti , oameni de stiinta, am mai invatzat cum e sa realizezi ceva constructiv prin ura multa ura , asa am trecut prin facultatea asta cu multa ura fatza de tot ce ma inconjoara , fata de familie , fata de prieteni , fata de lucruri , si cel mai mult poate fata de mine , ca nu am fost destul de inteligent sa renuntz ieri la facultate si sa fac orice altceva…

este trist , si cel mai trist este ca in continuare exista oameni care au incredere in aceasta institutie , si care inca judeka lumea din jur dupa cei care au” diploma ” si cei care nu au … nestiind insa lumea odioasa din aceasta facultate , incoronata probabil de existentza complexului “regie” care este pur si simplu inuman , am stat si eu pakolo vreo cateva zile acum mult mult timp si este inuman … nu stiu si nu pot intelege cata tarie si cata ambitie au oamenii care accepta sa locuiasca acolo , si care vor sa faca ceva cu viata lor atat de mult incat trec peste toate aceste mici detalii… e trist frate trist rau de tot …

locul acelas este oribil , ar trebuii inchis ars si reconstruit in alta parte a bucurestiului , este un lok in care intrii copil si iesi lezat psihic … cel putin asta mi s-a intamplat…

probabil nu va citi nimeni niciodata chestia asta dar orikum trebuia sa o scriu

pace “

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shit i hate fuckin lenovo i wrote like half a page and i hit the fuckin back button on the keyboard and this piece of shit lost all of my brain shit so here i go again :

i was just sayin’ some things about shit :

1.two friends of mine summed up ppl for me
first one went like “human beings shouldn’t be allowed one near the other”
and the second one went like “the only true friends u get in life are ur fammily cause its very likely that u have common goals”
both true
2.what endless years of communism do to a nation of sheep-people: “after the commies are gone everybody wants to be the boss”
3.”when u tryin’ to be something ur not , ur most likely to succed ” <- drug induced shit-talk
4.watch more comedy read more comics they really dont count

Things that i like and recommend :
1.Black comedy (like with blacks in it)
2.The Dave Chappele Show
3.Bill Burr’s,Bill Hicks, Gred Proops, Bill Hicks,Robin Williams,Eddie Izzard’s standups
4.Anything by/with Kevin Smith including his “standups”
5.Heroin(if used properly it could raise the world’s average IQ , by killin all the dumb fucks)
6.Gettin up late
7.Sex and drugs
9.Skit Skit Skit
10.http://www.empornium.us
11.http://www.clandestino.ro
12.The Dristor Kebab
13.Not going to school
14.Have sex and fuck around while ur young, so you dont wake up in ur 50s that ud like to fuck up everyone around u by getting it back
15.Work hard, drink RedBull , smoke BlackStone Cherry Cigarettos
16.Don’t use radar detectors , thay are shit
17.Go fuck a hoocker, its nice to pay upfront for something from time to time
18.Always carry a pack of cigs even if u dont smoke, there could be pplz around u that want to smoke and they aint got none to hit , so ull be doing them a favour (counts!)
19.Crip with me as i walk thru the hood crip-head maniac blah blah
20.U gotta play Baldurs Gate 1&2
21.Go to an Infected Mushroom concert, listen to Infected Mushroom!
22.Read things that make u drift away somewhere nicer, dont read cause uve got to read
23.Read The master And Margaretta,Extasy and Agony,Wheel of Time ,DONT read subtitles
24.Listen to the old people.
25.Never go to France(PARIS NEVER EVER)
26.forgot
27.Watch Firefly
28.I’d write something like don’t fuck someone over till they’ve fucked u up first, but the best way is to fuck them up good from the beginng so u dont take any chances - never did it but i hear its fun
29.Make the shit that u swallow and take very expensive, or else ur just another shit taker and not and expensive shit taker (readin this half a year later, it makes to fuckin sense)
30.If uve read this far its fuck all happenin in ur life just now
31.Always trust ur first instinct about somebody/something , if it wouldn’t've mattered ud’ve never had it
32.Have loads of fucked up friends , the more fucked up they are the more fun ull have
33.This is not a Suncream rip off , im just high
34.Trippin The Rift,Pure Pwnage, Pulp Fiction, The Blues Brothers,Office Space,Trainspotting, good porn
35.Drinking some wine with a girl and watchin a movie
36.Drinking beer with some friends and watching some girl
37.more that i cannot think of at this very moment

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election time is comming …

if i was presindent
i’d get allected on friday
assasinated on saturday
buried on sunday

but the radio wont play this
they call it rebel music
how can u refuse it

if i was president if i was president” wycleaf “

thing to try : a blunt and 2 redbulls

effect : u’ll have more ideas in a minute than u had all year long

2.

thing to try: diazepam and 1 redbull

effect: u’ll go to sleep and see your whole life rewind back and forth in ur mind

3.

thing to try : nitrazepam and trying not to fall asleep

effect: i cannot put it in words, i really can’t belive that shit it legal

4.

thing to try : a joint and a heavy doze of adrenaline

effect : u’ll feel god-like on the inside and u’ll be very thrilled on the outside

5.

thing to try : 7 redbulls, 5 packs of cigs, driving and no sleep for 24 hours

effect : u’ll start dropping frames, laggin’, like CS when ur net connection goes fuck all

6.

thing to try : drive a bike while drunk as fuck

effect : the closest thing you’ll ever come to flying

7

thing to try : smoke some aspirin and paracetamol

effect : everybody knows that …

8.

thing to try : drink cough syrup and afterwards have some milk

effect : fever, vomit, and the best anal lickage ull ever get

9.

thing to try : get stoned in the Dam and go take a walk in the RedLight District

effect : u’ll really feel good, no matter what

10.

thing to try : come and stay in Romania for 1 month

effect : from then on, u’ll  apreciate the rednecks in your own country

I’m stating all of the above, cause recently i’ve overheard that our “dear” school teachers (faculty, high-school, pre-school and the school of hard knocks) decided that they were miss treated and shit by the government and decided to THREATEN with going on STRIKE and such things .

Well i’ve just got to make some comments on that .

1. First and FOREMOST you have to be actually be fuckin’ working and doing shit, in order to go on a FUCKIN STRIKE. Our teacher have been in fuckin’ holiday for almost 20 years now… letting everything slide by them while enjoying their dolce far niente and givin’ out private lessons( or teachings also called “meditatii” (i’m really gonna circle back to this shit)).

2.The second point is that FUCK THEM, literally fuck THEM, i’ve been in the public school system the better part of my life now … i really can’t remember how not going to school was … no, that didn’t come out right… i really can’t remember how not trying to not go to school (i’ve corrected this 4 times now… if u don’t get it fuck you i really can’t put all the nots not nuts but not’s together blah … t3h p41n ) and cheat all classes/exams was. I did this because as stated in earlier posts: school, in my multi-edged way of seeing things, was a way to be turned in a perfect slave … and a dumb one that is .

Because anywhere else i think even Butan, Afganistan ,Mars or Uzbekiswhatthefuck (i’m givin’ out these examples cause they sound really far away not that they are worse than our beloved country)  … school is meant to brighten you up and not meant to DUMB YOU DOWN!!!!!. Cause ohhh goddly God JEsus and doggy style Marry (i’m quotin a stand up comedian on that can;’t remember which one) can the romanian school system dumb you down.

- THEY are teachin’ the same shit for 20 years now, nobody is taking the time to fuckin’ UPGRAYYEDD the fuckin’ courses, and nobody cares (if you haven’t picked outside the window of your room, the world kinda changed int he last 2 decades)

- THEY are the SAME FUCKIN’ TEACHERS AS 20 years ago, because they sit so comfy while doing nothing and they can’t be bothered with anything else, and nobody wants to teach anymore cause they know the truth : it’s like the mafia, it’s like the ghetto, it’s like the zoo, it’s like the jungle, and if you are not like Tony Montana shotgun-wise you just maybe get fucked up by some 17 years old boy who’s pappy is in the real Mafia

- THEY don have a BOSS !!! can you imagine … the romanian public school system is designed in such (suck)  a way that the teachers don’t have anyone to check on their shit (they say they do but in fact they don’t take my word for it)… they can do pretty much what they like and you cannot argue with them , they ARE GOD, we used to call them “The Elders”, and your are their pitiful slave!!!

3. Third. All of our lifes here in Romania, well most of them anyways, are looping around in the same circle.

1. You are born, you don’t have shit

2.life is tough as fuck -> 3. you start obsessing about shit because you don’t have shit , about how you look , how you act how anything ->4 you start to envy people that have it easy, in your perception -> 5. you start hatting everything -> 6. not being able to do/have the things you want, you make others miserable as well , cause it’s common knowledge that misery loves company -> back to the second point.

This , i think,is true for the most part of my country men. And at the end of the day we are stuck in it one way or the other.

Now going back to teachers, their circle is easily translated and understood because they should be the cream of the crop.But the teachers today that hold power in school may it be a bit or a lot of power, are not the cream of the crop and they know it.

After the fall of communism they got treated bad, and then bad turn into worse and then worse turned in something that i think is called starvation . This happened while everybody else was busy with stealing shit for them-selfs and not doing their jobs as prime-ministers , presidents and so on.

The teachers got it so bad that in the end they turned from “polishers of destinies / creators of true values/ Mr. Roses” to commoners that hated them-selfs for the path they took. Some turned away from the teachin’ craft, followed other dreams, but most of them stayed like a big dumb crowd to see what happens next.

Nothing happened, things just got even worse, and they followed the natural path of the circle, started hatting everything even more. This led in the end to the total ruin of the Romanian school system, that is now more of a joke than the Romanian medical system … a rang hard to obtain.

3.The real problem is that they got so lost in Translation , that they forgot the proper way of doing business , or at least have a distorted way of looking at doing business.

Business is real simple actually, it breaks down into two. You either SELL shit, or you BUY shit. No so hard really, and you get a “level up” when you buy or sell a lot of shit and you get good at it.But it is still business and the raw matter of it is SOME SHIT , you have to have SHIT in order to do stuff.

Now our teachers , don’t have anything, and the worst part is that they are convinced that they do. So they ask for a level up with nothing to show for.

This is the most common problem i noticed in my short years of trading shit, that most of the folk around first expect to get “level ups” and only after that they think that they should put the SHIT on the tables. Sadly it’s not like that, and if you are the best of the best the BIg Kahuna of traders, you are totally useless without the trading material.

Out teachers, don;t understand that they must first have something to show for and after that they will get paid.They are in fact only employees of the government, i’m sorry to say but nobody put a shotgun to their heads and said “DO OR DIE”, they chose this out of passion or out of the love for doing shit all, i don’t know , it was their choice. And now they have to live with it, and instead of creating something , of doing their jobs, of being better beings they THREATEN to bring down the curtain on the last shade of hope this country has.

And what they really don’t notice, maybe because the fuckin shades are pulled, or the windows are really dirty in schools is that THERE IS A FUCKIN WAR OUTSIDE. People are starving, peple are jobless, people are desperate but i’ve still to see the man that takes a gun and puts it to a child’s head saying something like “I don’t care that it ain’t his fault , it ain’t mine either” cause that’s what they are doing, altough they would be shooting blanks… just deafing the poor child.

It’s a shame.

And there is one more thing, some well 20 years back now , maybe even more , they have been given the unwritten right, to have the only type on un-taxable LEGAL income there is . Private lessons/hours i don’t have the terminology , but they earn money and give nothing to the state back as in taxes and such. It was informally given to them because they were considered and still are considered to bring value in the society and the society decided not to tax them because of that. But now … they forget this … and ask for things that they DO NEED (they need the money , they are paid like shit , after 30 hard fuckin long even more years they get fuck all salaries) but don’t trully deserve. I can’t say who is to blame but more than 80% of the teachers i had , were like the ones i described above even worse. In 18 years of school i only had 3 teachers i looked up to and learned shit from them . Actual shit that i can TRADE with. The rest were just there because they didn’t have shit to do back home.

Peace

I first discovered this concept in my Politehnica years, that’s our top schooling facility here in Romania. I call it facility cause it facilities the way to fuck up your life, and nothing else.

Me and some friends first started making it look-a-like when we gave out exams and such. The art-form is simple, you don’t have to be a genius or anything, all you have to do is really hate what you are doing. To our advantage we really hated exams.

The concept of it is that you can’t be bothered to actually learn the shit u have to write about in the exam, you really don’t like to bother yourself by making lil’ol’ cheat-sheats , and you can’t really stay inside of the exam room for more than lets say an hour cause it’s pointless anyway . So what you do is , you look side-ways at your colleagues writing shit (it doesn’t matter if they know that stuff , or if what they are writting is correct) and you start copying after them .

Now comes the tricky part, cause you really have to not give the least of fucks about it, for it to work, what one must do is not copy the content of the colleagues writings but the actual symbols… like a copy machine … u must not understand in fact you must not read even what he/she is writing, you just have to copy the symbols, the ball pen’s markings on the paper.

Yes i know it sounds complicated and stupid but it actually works to a level you will be shocked in discovering.

This technique has its advantages … for example if u fail the exam you wont be disappointed cause u know that u didn’t even bother reading anything, if u pass the exam u will be glad that once again u fucked the system by fucking yourself. On the other hand… it’s very addictive , once u managed to do it once u’ll keep at doing it, cause it’s so beautiful . In our cases it was genius cause we gave the system back what it gave us, SHIT, and now the SHIT comes back to us.

After using this technique for a while, you come to notice that in a country full of stupid retarded people pretending to be less stupid than they in fact are, everybody is doing it, everybody is making it look-a-like to one degree or the other.