I was born and raised in a Romanian speaking place. As a child i noticed that this palce was filled with other strange looking beings that emitted sounds, I later came to know as Romanian words. Of course by now u can sum up the fact that i wasn’t too smart and i wasn’t one of them 1 year olds that can speak , write and cook . No i was a late bloomer , kinda slow. I don’t recall when i began speaking stuff, but to this day i can still write for shit in that language (way worse than in English) , and i’m not really much of a talker either. My most common way of addressing another compatriot would make a nun asked to be raped  (two sides to that … ) .

I’ve always looked up to people that can do some shit i can’t really do aah … like drawing , singing and of course speakin and writin well in my native language. God how does it suck ass , it’s way to complicated, it’s got ups downs lefts rights all kinda fucked up shit . When the Dacians got to live with the fact that they were at last colonized and shit, instead of committing mass suicide they thought of fuckin’ the Romans and gettin’ to mix up  their languages . The worse part is that like most girls that u know; the first dick is the hardest, and then the jump to the second … NOT SO HARD.. the third , fifth and twentieth well i guess they just come natural .The Daco-Romans thought “well we got colonized once, Lets do it againnn !!!!!! It was fun!!!!!” .So we had  russians (still have them), greeks(a bit too few), turks(a bit too many), hungarians( … ), germans(heard they were fun) , well now hell we have gypsies !  (not in the exact same order) . And those 2000 years of constant dick jumping around founded what we call today our language. Sad, real sad combination cause it is a fuckin’ nightmare. It’s got 10 to the power of fuck all rules and restrictions. All that shit  makes u bleed inside cause it’s fuckin’ lackin’ logic …which later developed, in the users of it (us) lacking a bit more logic (we’ll cycle back to this) .

Now on the other hand we have English. It’s cool , easy rules, lets u make up words and sound interesting or very stupid, it’s a bit like 4th grade math everyone thinks they know, but in fact most of them suck.

The single good thing about romanian is that u can really really curse in it. Oh boy u can curse everything anything and make it sound like GOD came down from the skies and brought his wrath upon your mortal soul . U can insert,  take out, cut, paste every living part of your body and the principle is simple i explained it before : u just have to know the religios holydays , the fammily - tree , and be a very good anatomist.

Poof and there u have it, happy cursing .

Be cool stay in school.

I always found that saying something new that nobody else ever said or at least having a new idea is incredible.  we are so many on the planet now and surely somebody somewhere had the same idea and used almost the same words i used here in describing this , and few people today bring up to life something definitely new , most of us just innovate , say shit around and about what other people said … this being part of my believe and knowing for a fact i’m not that smart as to come up with something shinny new here is my story for today.

Some days ago i was driving down the road with a friend of mine , and well i coulnd’t help to notice a big fuckin car, an Audi Q7 blocking the whole first lane because the driver old as 19 or maybe 20 years was chatting with his friend giving not even a flying fuck about the whole lot of stupid people waitin’ and squezin’ along side his big car.And I realized something that well maybe was as of a big shock to me or whatever the fact that all those people were infact afraid or something, to say something to the guy cause he had a big expensive car and didn’t give a fuck … So something in me concluded that society came to a halt some few thousand years ago when averange people decided that they should phear rich and wealthy people for their power , instead of respecting them for the knoledge and hard work that brought them such wealth .

For me it’s mind fucking , it’s a loop maybe it’s due to the fact that i was raised in a fucked up micro-society where to pose up u had to be slicker than the man next to u and not smarter and few ever grew up from that way of thinking … don’t know maybe it’s just a leftover from our commie dark age or something like that, but god  i do hate that fuckin feeling i do hate all of it, could be cause i’m as a slave just the lot of them standing in line .fuck this shit

1.

u’ll always tend to exaggerate things , apples will be bigger , nights will be darker , and u will be a lot more stupid than u could’ve been if born elsewhere

2.

u are the supreme being sent here on earth to change things, and show other people how to not do shit , not that u actually know shit about fuck , but ur so sure and u can swear it on ur stupid mother’s grave that the others don’t do anything right

3.

as afghans are known to be born terrorists , well u are convinced that u are :

a) a philosopher

u always think about shit that u think it’s clever, and not only that u think about that shit but from time to time u actually get the chance to tell that shit to others and think well about urself that u just came up with some awesome shit and u took all of them by surprise , and all the ladies in the room will want to have ur babies

b) a politician

cause all fuckin romanians have something to say about politics all of them, i have yet to meet a god dammed person in this country that never said shit like “look at them , look at those politicians they steal shit , they do shit , and nothing good for us fuck emmmm they are thieves they know shit about governing a country” well here is the NEWS : u know shit as well cause if u would’ve known something u’d've been up there with them stealing and ruling the country so shut the fuck up

c) stupid … u can look this up on wikipedia

4. shit was, is, and will be depressing

No matter the time u were born in , no matter the age u were born in , no matter how old u are 3 things are certain … about being born raised and eventually killed in Romania (cause despite the missunderstandings Romanian people NEVER die of old age … they are ussualy killed by their neighbours down the street for the door mat or some shit like that).

When ur parents were fuckin and u were still a fuckin spem swiggling(I think I made up this word dunno) around, this whole country was depressed be it cause of the commies be it cause of fuck all but shit wasn’t well outside ur father’s ball and neither shit become well in the next 9 months of ur internal cocooning in ur moms belly.

When u grew up lived fucked laughed and anything else u might have done , well said it be to be told but shit was depressing around , ur dick wasn’t big enough u didn’t have enough money , the fuckin chick u tried to bang decided she’s a dike (not really happened to anyone i know but who knows), and the list goes on and on

And before, but right before in that very second before u die guess what , nothing but nothing will have changed all the shit around u didn’t like as a sperm and as a grown up will still be there cause that’s life and that’s life especially in this shithole of a country

5.

last and least of all you”ll come to know what life is

p.s : i never take the time to actually correct these texts i’m writing here , so if u are bothered by my lackin of spelling or lackin of interest to actually spell shit right please fuck off, and yes i am not better in any way

Romans conquered Europe and some shit around once, I think Romanians if  well guided will assimilate the world

Thank you.

Yat Kha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv2HdDPUWcE

http://www.vimeo.com/3946939

tot respectul pentru piesa si clip

$ceva inteligent

… n-am

biggie biggie biggie can’t u see, sometimes your words just hypnotize me

watch “Notorious”, rulez

http://www.torrentz.com/c729a4249fec7f263dc6268404851da928898b3b

http://www.hotnews.ro/stiri-politic-5576772-elena-udrea-autoturismul-serviciu-inchiriat-raapps-imi-pune-viata-pericol.htm

lenutza contraataca

muie tie cu tot cu masina ta

http://economie.hotnews.ro/stiri-companii-5571323-ministrul-finantelor-catre-firme-daca-nu-poti-plati-nici-macar-500-euro-stat-inchide.htm

Era o gluma a lui Robin Williams cred  “u don’t want a proctologist with a magician hobby….. uhh look there goes a dove” la fel nu vrei nici un ministru de finantze droll care se crede the new kid on the block si vrea sa go out in history cu replici celebre gen
“Daca nu poti plati nici macar 500 de euro la stat, anual, inchide!”.

Pe bune gen e un fel de replica data la coltzul blocului de 2 tovarasi sau ceva, nu de catre un ministru in mortii lui. Prin 2004 or so cand au venit toti cei vestiti la putere , se tot laudau ca o sa atraga investitori ca va fi pita cu sare pe drum iar cainii vor alerga cu covrigi in coada  samd , acum dupa 5 ani de zile totul este dus pe pula nu avem nimic in schimb ei au totul, in schimb avem datorii la FMI muie.

Sa suga pula.

Se pare ca avem un candidat pentru presedentia tarii… cat o fi de bun sau rau nu ma pot pronunta in acest moment.
Ca idee insa am sustinut mereu revenirea la monarhie, cu doar doua partide politice si un parlament restrans( poate nu vi se pare dar chiar ai nostrii ca brazii sunt prea multi pentru ce avem noi nevoie)

by Asha

sursa

Daca vrei sa te distrezi bine de tot,daca vrei sa iti smulgi parul din cap de nervi, daca vrei sa vezi ce pot debita multi imbecili tot ceea ce ai nevoie este sa citesti comentariile articolelor din ziare pe internet.

Din pacate de multe ori comentariile asa injurioase, amuzante, tragice sunt mult mult mai spumoase decat articolele comentate. Ziaristii mi se par in pana de idei, avand vocabulare limitate si folosind aceleasi expresii si fraze standard pentru diferitele evenimente la care iau parte. Nu stau acum sa enumar formulele standar pe care toti le recunoastem in cazul unei arestari televizate, a unui cutremur, a unui proiect de lege, etc.

O vorba veche spunea ca noi toti ne pricepem la politica si la fotbal. Dar este putin gresita aceasta idee sau mai curand nu este completa. Noi ne pricepem la absolut orice incepand cu sport si continuand cu afaceri, economie, politica, sanatate, armata, sisteme de invatamant si tot asa….

Lasand la o parte tabloidele unde normal la jeguri de articole poti citi cele mai complexe comentarii posibile incepand cu organul si terminand cu alt organ, o oaza de distractie sunt forumurile politice si economice. Teoriile economice expuse, jocurile politice subliniate, sustinerea orbeasca a anumitor candidati si partide este de-a dreptul dureroasa. Exista pur si simplu oameni care intra si citesc acele articole si doresc din tot sufletul sa ne faca fericiti ca avem doar niste habarnisti la conducere si nu adevarati idioti ca ei.

Un lucru e cert. Se poate spune de poporul nostru ca e un popor comunicativ. El scrie, citeste, se implica la nivel de idei, pe internet isi arata muschii si isi dezvolta teoriile Ne place sa vorbim, ne place sa vorbim pe internet, pe mail, pe mirc, pe messenger, pe outlookul firmei, pe telefonul nostru sau al firmei dar cel mai mult ne place sa vorbim fata in fata.

V-ati intrebat vreodata cand treceati pe langa aceleasi grupuri de baieti stransi in coltul blocului sau la scara lui despre ce vorbesc ore si ore intregi in fiecare zi ? In linii mari( desi exista si exceptii) se incepe cu o discutie lejera, asa cateva bagari si scoateri de incalzire, apoi se trece la injuratul locului de munca, cu colegi cu sefi cu salariul care nu este pe masura asteptarilor(toata lumea vrea 2000 euro la angajare), orele suplimentare neplatite, etc. Eventual se deschide o sticla de bere sau un suc ca sa iti poti uda putin gatul si a prinde putere sa vorbesti. Urmeaza sportul unde pe langa caterincile obisnuite intre fanii diferitelor echipe, toti alcatuiesc echipa nationala, il iau la pula pe Piturca( pe drept motiv ce-i drept), se discuta meciurile viitoare, schimbarile care trebuiau facute in ultimul meci, etc. Se injura arbitrii( uneori pe drept motiv, de fapt de multe ori pe drept motiv). Exista o palida incercare uneori de a se migra spre alte sporturi dar de cele mai multe ori discutia se intoarce catre fotbal unde se vor injura patronii. Iar cand ai inceput sa injuri patronii o cam dai usor usor spre politica unde se injura presedintele, prim ministrul, guvernul, legile adoptate sau neadoptate. Apar in discutie brusc bagaboantele de prin ziare…ca tot suntem la politica. Sunt facute toate taraturi, curve, tarfe, ciocanitori si ne intoarcem putin la politica. Unde luam iar guvernul la o serie scurta.

Unii mai vorbesc de un film, de o masa undeva prin oras in timpul weekendului, de vreo panarama pe care au agatat-o, unii sunt nostalgici la vremea cand stateau tot in fata blocului dar nu munceau si o frecau pe toate partile, toata ziua, unii au idei marete ca tot a venit primavara si sa iasa la un gratar la padure si sa ingroase astfel randul celor care se opresc pe marginea soselei si scot gratarul la un mititel, unii se plang ca ii tot freaca nevasta la cap sa iasa in oras cu un alt cuplu imbecil exact atunci cand e meci la TV.

Daca am uitat ceva ….asta e, pana la urma nu am mai iesit la coltul strazii de multa vreme 

By Asha