1.

thing to try : a blunt and 2 redbulls

effect : u’ll have more ideas in a minute than u had all year long

2.

thing to try: diazepam and 1 redbull

effect: u’ll go to sleep and see your whole life rewind back and forth in ur mind

3.

thing to try : nitrazepam and trying not to fall asleep

effect: i cannot put it in words, i really can’t belive that shit it legal

4.

thing to try : a joint and a heavy doze of adrenaline

effect : u’ll feel god-like on the inside and u’ll be very thrilled on the outside

5.

thing to try : 7 redbulls, 5 packs of cigs, driving and no sleep for 24 hours

effect : u’ll start dropping frames, laggin’, like CS when ur net connection goes fuck all

6.

thing to try : drive a bike while drunk as fuck

effect : the closest thing you’ll ever come to flying

7

thing to try : smoke some aspirin and paracetamol

effect : everybody knows that …

8.

thing to try : drink cough syrup and afterwards have some milk

effect : fever, vomit, and the best anal lickage ull ever get

9.

thing to try : get stoned in the Dam and go take a walk in the RedLight District

effect : u’ll really feel good, no matter what

10.

thing to try : come and stay in Romania for 1 month

effect : from then on, u’ll  apreciate the rednecks in your own country

There ain’t, never was and never will be a Mr. Trandafir. For those of you that gave less interest to school than i did, and don’t know who the fuck Mr.Rose (Tradafir) was/should’ve been … well u didn’t miss a thing cause he never existed … he was in fact an “it”, a faulty-segment of a drunk writer’s faulty-imagination.

I’m stating all of the above, cause recently i’ve overheard that our “dear” school teachers (faculty, high-school, pre-school and the school of hard knocks) decided that they were miss treated and shit by the government and decided to THREATEN with going on STRIKE and such things .

Well i’ve just got to make some comments on that .

1. First and FOREMOST you have to be actually be fuckin’ working and doing shit, in order to go on a FUCKIN STRIKE. Our teacher have been in fuckin’ holiday for almost 20 years now… letting everything slide by them while enjoying their dolce far niente and givin’ out private lessons( or teachings also called “meditatii” (i’m really gonna circle back to this shit)).

2.The second point is that FUCK THEM, literally fuck THEM, i’ve been in the public school system the better part of my life now … i really can’t remember how not going to school was … no, that didn’t come out right… i really can’t remember how not trying to not go to school (i’ve corrected this 4 times now… if u don’t get it fuck you i really can’t put all the nots not nuts but not’s together blah … t3h p41n ) and cheat all classes/exams was. I did this because as stated in earlier posts: school, in my multi-edged way of seeing things, was a way to be turned in a perfect slave … and a dumb one that is .

Because anywhere else i think even Butan, Afganistan ,Mars or Uzbekiswhatthefuck (i’m givin’ out these examples cause they sound really far away not that they are worse than our beloved country)  … school is meant to brighten you up and not meant to DUMB YOU DOWN!!!!!. Cause ohhh goddly God JEsus and doggy style Marry (i’m quotin a stand up comedian on that can;’t remember which one) can the romanian school system dumb you down.

- THEY are teachin’ the same shit for 20 years now, nobody is taking the time to fuckin’ UPGRAYYEDD the fuckin’ courses, and nobody cares (if you haven’t picked outside the window of your room, the world kinda changed int he last 2 decades)

- THEY are the SAME FUCKIN’ TEACHERS AS 20 years ago, because they sit so comfy while doing nothing and they can’t be bothered with anything else, and nobody wants to teach anymore cause they know the truth : it’s like the mafia, it’s like the ghetto, it’s like the zoo, it’s like the jungle, and if you are not like Tony Montana shotgun-wise you just maybe get fucked up by some 17 years old boy who’s pappy is in the real Mafia

- THEY don have a BOSS !!! can you imagine … the romanian public school system is designed in such (suck)  a way that the teachers don’t have anyone to check on their shit (they say they do but in fact they don’t take my word for it)… they can do pretty much what they like and you cannot argue with them , they ARE GOD, we used to call them “The Elders”, and your are their pitiful slave!!!

3. Third. All of our lifes here in Romania, well most of them anyways, are looping around in the same circle.

1. You are born, you don’t have shit

2.life is tough as fuck -> 3. you start obsessing about shit because you don’t have shit , about how you look , how you act how anything ->4 you start to envy people that have it easy, in your perception -> 5. you start hatting everything -> 6. not being able to do/have the things you want, you make others miserable as well , cause it’s common knowledge that misery loves company -> back to the second point.

This , i think,is true for the most part of my country men. And at the end of the day we are stuck in it one way or the other.

Now going back to teachers, their circle is easily translated and understood because they should be the cream of the crop.But the teachers today that hold power in school may it be a bit or a lot of power, are not the cream of the crop and they know it.

After the fall of communism they got treated bad, and then bad turn into worse and then worse turned in something that i think is called starvation . This happened while everybody else was busy with stealing shit for them-selfs and not doing their jobs as prime-ministers , presidents and so on.

The teachers got it so bad that in the end they turned from “polishers of destinies / creators of true values/ Mr. Roses” to commoners that hated them-selfs for the path they took. Some turned away from the teachin’ craft, followed other dreams, but most of them stayed like a big dumb crowd to see what happens next.

Nothing happened, things just got even worse, and they followed the natural path of the circle, started hatting everything even more. This led in the end to the total ruin of the Romanian school system, that is now more of a joke than the Romanian medical system … a rang hard to obtain.

3.The real problem is that they got so lost in Translation , that they forgot the proper way of doing business , or at least have a distorted way of looking at doing business.

Business is real simple actually, it breaks down into two. You either SELL shit, or you BUY shit. No so hard really, and you get a “level up” when you buy or sell a lot of shit and you get good at it.But it is still business and the raw matter of it is SOME SHIT , you have to have SHIT in order to do stuff.

Now our teachers , don’t have anything, and the worst part is that they are convinced that they do. So they ask for a level up with nothing to show for.

This is the most common problem i noticed in my short years of trading shit, that most of the folk around first expect to get “level ups” and only after that they think that they should put the SHIT on the tables. Sadly it’s not like that, and if you are the best of the best the BIg Kahuna of traders, you are totally useless without the trading material.

Out teachers, don;t understand that they must first have something to show for and after that they will get paid.They are in fact only employees of the government, i’m sorry to say but nobody put a shotgun to their heads and said “DO OR DIE”, they chose this out of passion or out of the love for doing shit all, i don’t know , it was their choice. And now they have to live with it, and instead of creating something , of doing their jobs, of being better beings they THREATEN to bring down the curtain on the last shade of hope this country has.

And what they really don’t notice, maybe because the fuckin shades are pulled, or the windows are really dirty in schools is that THERE IS A FUCKIN WAR OUTSIDE. People are starving, peple are jobless, people are desperate but i’ve still to see the man that takes a gun and puts it to a child’s head saying something like “I don’t care that it ain’t his fault , it ain’t mine either” cause that’s what they are doing, altough they would be shooting blanks… just deafing the poor child.

It’s a shame.

And there is one more thing, some well 20 years back now , maybe even more , they have been given the unwritten right, to have the only type on un-taxable LEGAL income there is . Private lessons/hours i don’t have the terminology , but they earn money and give nothing to the state back as in taxes and such. It was informally given to them because they were considered and still are considered to bring value in the society and the society decided not to tax them because of that. But now … they forget this … and ask for things that they DO NEED (they need the money , they are paid like shit , after 30 hard fuckin long even more years they get fuck all salaries) but don’t trully deserve. I can’t say who is to blame but more than 80% of the teachers i had , were like the ones i described above even worse. In 18 years of school i only had 3 teachers i looked up to and learned shit from them . Actual shit that i can TRADE with. The rest were just there because they didn’t have shit to do back home.

Peace

In a Romanian plain translation it’s something like “facand sa semene”.

I first discovered this concept in my Politehnica years, that’s our top schooling facility here in Romania. I call it facility cause it facilities the way to fuck up your life, and nothing else.

Me and some friends first started making it look-a-like when we gave out exams and such. The art-form is simple, you don’t have to be a genius or anything, all you have to do is really hate what you are doing. To our advantage we really hated exams.

The concept of it is that you can’t be bothered to actually learn the shit u have to write about in the exam, you really don’t like to bother yourself by making lil’ol’ cheat-sheats , and you can’t really stay inside of the exam room for more than lets say an hour cause it’s pointless anyway . So what you do is , you look side-ways at your colleagues writing shit (it doesn’t matter if they know that stuff , or if what they are writting is correct) and you start copying after them .

Now comes the tricky part, cause you really have to not give the least of fucks about it, for it to work, what one must do is not copy the content of the colleagues writings but the actual symbols… like a copy machine … u must not understand in fact you must not read even what he/she is writing, you just have to copy the symbols, the ball pen’s markings on the paper.

Yes i know it sounds complicated and stupid but it actually works to a level you will be shocked in discovering.

This technique has its advantages … for example if u fail the exam you wont be disappointed cause u know that u didn’t even bother reading anything, if u pass the exam u will be glad that once again u fucked the system by fucking yourself. On the other hand… it’s very addictive , once u managed to do it once u’ll keep at doing it, cause it’s so beautiful . In our cases it was genius cause we gave the system back what it gave us, SHIT, and now the SHIT comes back to us.

After using this technique for a while, you come to notice that in a country full of stupid retarded people pretending to be less stupid than they in fact are, everybody is doing it, everybody is making it look-a-like to one degree or the other.

Heya God, what’s up

God: Nottin’ much chillin a bit , im planning to kick it laterz on

Cool , cool , how’s business going

God: Well not much to say there , as usual, i’m havin some trouble with these apples

? apples , what about them apples

God: Oh , nothing much to say , but they’re really just apples , it’s like they are so common , i wish i made them a bit different.. that’s all

Different how ? another color or what ?

God: No, no , just that they are too plain , too normal , they have nothing to it , u can’t really feel them , or place yourself in their shoes, … and of course that whole garden thing happened back in the day and then … Snow White , and the golden apple story .. bleah , i really got bored of them apples they are too dull

God ! , i never really thought of apples that way , maybe you are right, maybe you should do something with them, but what?

God: I guess i’ll just crosbreed them with cocaine and then they’ll really be THE forbidden fruit , they’ll make people see not the difference between good and evil but the difference between insanity and life, and i’ll go back in time and do this right before Scarface was shot , so Al Pacino will eat a whole bunch of apples .Like the old sayin : An apple a day keeps the dealer away.