…… back home i was

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THis 1 go3s out for all u h03z, and the White Arian Ressistance(WAR) feels good to belong

Its summer now in Romania , land of the lost and all that shit, so everybody is preppin their new pimpin hot bluetooth mobile handsets so thay can chill in tha park talkin and shit and lookin to cool for schoool , cause wtf if its romania we gottza be stupid in all kinda wayz . Ya cause i got it like that , like how ??? like that.

This is the story of Jimmy , Timmy and Ron(he didnt belong) three young mushrooms caught up the fucked up mushroom society of the 80’s when everyshroom was on crack and even on other mushrooms{kinda like cannibalism in the mushroom way mushroism(eating other mushrooms just to get high , fucked up mushrooms they were i kid u not)], as mushrooms dont fuck they just spread some fuckin spores in the air and then like the women mushrooms get high or some shit and have babys , this story will not be about secs drugz and rock’n roll cause they don like have vaginas, dicks or “Thin Lizzy”, it will be a story passion love and desire , and the pure awsomeness of life sprinkled with some sauce and garlic cause thats how i like mushrooms, so anyweyz here we go.

Jimmu Timmy and Ron(he didnt belong) were like best friends since ever they went to mushschool together , even high-mushschool they did their first line of coke together and sprikled some spores on the mush-groupie back at graduation, but now they were past that , they were in a car somewhere on the outskirts of ThinLizzyisshit town near the intersection of Bill Gates and Gay avenue , ready to put on the sockz over their heads so they could go in and rob the liquer store (they’ve now passed from crack to HP(Harry Potter , a way more addictive drug and way more harmfull for the society)).
Jimmy:Yo dudes like u sure , bout his and all , like fuck sake , we can wait till friday when the Gobllet of Sperm comes out in paperback , theres no need of doing this now , fuck what am i saying that book is so gay i gotta read it right now and masturbate thinkin of harmony gettin down with the dragon caugh by the romanias in the first movie ya lets do this shit .

Timmy :Was it me or did u just go straight there for a second on me , man its like the urban legend of gay we have to have it !!!!

Ron: U guyz are so cool , i dont know what gay is , but i want in .

Timmy : (slaps Ron) Shut the fuck up u retarded prick u dont fuckin BELONGG:
Jimmy: Ya , u slut , u dont even have a fuckin bluetooth in your ear like shut the fuck up

So our three friend pull the cocks , sorry socks over their tiny head and head in for the shop.

In the meantime ……….

Tune in next week for more of Jimmy, Timmy and Ron(he didnt belong adventures), right here in this place of harmony passion of desire where i getz tonz of porn

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no clue

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tristetea ne inconjuara in ritm ametitor aka E TIZPLA FRATE

Aberatzia mentala continua :

E ianuarie , vremea pulii , orasul pulii depresia melodramatika de iarna se combina cu astenia de primavara si creeaza un pseudo-penis ce impulicarit cu monotonia critica ce ne inconjuara naste aberatii mintale precum : POLITEHNIKA

Acest lok de vis adus in planul real de catre comunistii filantropi ai societati post-apocaliptice ne umple zielele de sloboz si noptile de cafea cola si nikotina din simplul motiv ca trebuie sa ai SCOALAAAA!!!!!!!!!! MUIEEEEEEEEEE MUIEEEEEEEEEEE MUIEEEEEEEEEE MUIEEEEEEEEEEEE sper sa muriti cu totii si sa ma pis pe mormantul vostru

cred ca nu o sa citeasca nimeni nicodata chestia asta da sami bag pula lokul ala nu ar trebuii sa existe

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no comment

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daca laptele din frigider miroase a pula , o trebuii sa ma spal mai des pe dintzi ?

nu urasc pe nimeni in special , va urasc pe toti la fel de mult, si chiar o sa muriti si o sa fie marpha

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i’m not even sure how the fuck this really sounds, but i wrote it so i’ve got to take credit for it :))))))))

i was so fuckin amuzed at the time :)) , still have no clue who the fuck this was

bash.org suck on this!!! aka.”nestopabilul”

arrsurra: ce faci fratioare

arrsurra: esti?

pATRAT: lasama sa ghicesc … pt ca esti ars d ura nu?

arrsurra: cois de ce nu vb fratzik?

pATRAT: ce sa vb cois fratzik? “

i have no idea what i was at the time

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luminieaza sus intunerikul - asa un mistik natural

“este un mistik natural care floweaza prin aer

daca asculti atentiv acum o sa auzi

asta ar putea fi prima trompeta

e posibil sa fie ultima

multi mai mult vor trebuii sa sufere

multi mai multi vor trebuii sa moara

nu ma intreba pe mine de ceeeeeeee”    “

high at the time

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shit i hate fuckin lenovo i wrote like half a page and i hit the fuckin back button on the keyboard and this piece of shit lost all of my brain shit so here i go again :

i was just sayin’ some things about shit :

1.two friends of mine summed up ppl for me
first one went like “human beings shouldn’t be allowed one near the other”
and the second one went like “the only true friends u get in life are ur fammily cause its very likely that u have common goals”
both true
2.what endless years of communism do to a nation of sheep-people: “after the commies are gone everybody wants to be the boss”
3.”when u tryin’ to be something ur not , ur most likely to succed ” <- drug induced shit-talk
4.watch more comedy read more comics they really dont count

Things that i like and recommend :
1.Black comedy (like with blacks in it)
2.The Dave Chappele Show
3.Bill Burr’s,Bill Hicks, Gred Proops, Bill Hicks,Robin Williams,Eddie Izzard’s standups
4.Anything by/with Kevin Smith including his “standups”
5.Heroin(if used properly it could raise the world’s average IQ , by killin all the dumb fucks)
6.Gettin up late
7.Sex and drugs
9.Skit Skit Skit
10.http://www.empornium.us
11.http://www.clandestino.ro
12.The Dristor Kebab
13.Not going to school
14.Have sex and fuck around while ur young, so you dont wake up in ur 50s that ud like to fuck up everyone around u by getting it back
15.Work hard, drink RedBull , smoke BlackStone Cherry Cigarettos
16.Don’t use radar detectors , thay are shit
17.Go fuck a hoocker, its nice to pay upfront for something from time to time
18.Always carry a pack of cigs even if u dont smoke, there could be pplz around u that want to smoke and they aint got none to hit , so ull be doing them a favour (counts!)
19.Crip with me as i walk thru the hood crip-head maniac blah blah
20.U gotta play Baldurs Gate 1&2
21.Go to an Infected Mushroom concert, listen to Infected Mushroom!
22.Read things that make u drift away somewhere nicer, dont read cause uve got to read
23.Read The master And Margaretta,Extasy and Agony,Wheel of Time ,DONT read subtitles
24.Listen to the old people.
25.Never go to France(PARIS NEVER EVER)
26.forgot
27.Watch Firefly
28.I’d write something like don’t fuck someone over till they’ve fucked u up first, but the best way is to fuck them up good from the beginng so u dont take any chances - never did it but i hear its fun
29.Make the shit that u swallow and take very expensive, or else ur just another shit taker and not and expensive shit taker (readin this half a year later, it makes to fuckin sense)
30.If uve read this far its fuck all happenin in ur life just now
31.Always trust ur first instinct about somebody/something , if it wouldn’t've mattered ud’ve never had it
32.Have loads of fucked up friends , the more fucked up they are the more fun ull have
33.This is not a Suncream rip off , im just high
34.Trippin The Rift,Pure Pwnage, Pulp Fiction, The Blues Brothers,Office Space,Trainspotting, good porn
35.Drinking some wine with a girl and watchin a movie
36.Drinking beer with some friends and watching some girl
37.more that i cannot think of at this very moment

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election time is comming …

if i was presindent
i’d get allected on friday
assasinated on saturday
buried on sunday

but the radio wont play this
they call it rebel music
how can u refuse it

if i was president if i was president” wycleaf “