Heya God, what’s up

God: Nottin’ much chillin a bit , im planning to kick it laterz on

Cool , cool , how’s business going

God: Well not much to say there , as usual, i’m havin some trouble with these apples

? apples , what about them apples

God: Oh , nothing much to say , but they’re really just apples , it’s like they are so common , i wish i made them a bit different.. that’s all

Different how ? another color or what ?

God: No, no , just that they are too plain , too normal , they have nothing to it , u can’t really feel them , or place yourself in their shoes, … and of course that whole garden thing happened back in the day and then … Snow White , and the golden apple story .. bleah , i really got bored of them apples they are too dull

God ! , i never really thought of apples that way , maybe you are right, maybe you should do something with them, but what?

God: I guess i’ll just crosbreed them with cocaine and then they’ll really be THE forbidden fruit , they’ll make people see not the difference between good and evil but the difference between insanity and life, and i’ll go back in time and do this right before Scarface was shot , so Al Pacino will eat a whole bunch of apples .Like the old sayin : An apple a day keeps the dealer away.

I was born and raised in a Romanian speaking place. As a child i noticed that this palce was filled with other strange looking beings that emitted sounds, I later came to know as Romanian words. Of course by now u can sum up the fact that i wasn’t too smart and i wasn’t one of them 1 year olds that can speak , write and cook . No i was a late bloomer , kinda slow. I don’t recall when i began speaking stuff, but to this day i can still write for shit in that language (way worse than in English) , and i’m not really much of a talker either. My most common way of addressing another compatriot would make a nun asked to be raped  (two sides to that … ) .

I’ve always looked up to people that can do some shit i can’t really do aah … like drawing , singing and of course speakin and writin well in my native language. God how does it suck ass , it’s way to complicated, it’s got ups downs lefts rights all kinda fucked up shit . When the Dacians got to live with the fact that they were at last colonized and shit, instead of committing mass suicide they thought of fuckin’ the Romans and gettin’ to mix up  their languages . The worse part is that like most girls that u know; the first dick is the hardest, and then the jump to the second … NOT SO HARD.. the third , fifth and twentieth well i guess they just come natural .The Daco-Romans thought “well we got colonized once, Lets do it againnn !!!!!! It was fun!!!!!” .So we had  russians (still have them), greeks(a bit too few), turks(a bit too many), hungarians( … ), germans(heard they were fun) , well now hell we have gypsies !  (not in the exact same order) . And those 2000 years of constant dick jumping around founded what we call today our language. Sad, real sad combination cause it is a fuckin’ nightmare. It’s got 10 to the power of fuck all rules and restrictions. All that shit  makes u bleed inside cause it’s fuckin’ lackin’ logic …which later developed, in the users of it (us) lacking a bit more logic (we’ll cycle back to this) .

Now on the other hand we have English. It’s cool , easy rules, lets u make up words and sound interesting or very stupid, it’s a bit like 4th grade math everyone thinks they know, but in fact most of them suck.

The single good thing about romanian is that u can really really curse in it. Oh boy u can curse everything anything and make it sound like GOD came down from the skies and brought his wrath upon your mortal soul . U can insert,  take out, cut, paste every living part of your body and the principle is simple i explained it before : u just have to know the religios holydays , the fammily - tree , and be a very good anatomist.

Poof and there u have it, happy cursing .

Be cool stay in school.

I always found that saying something new that nobody else ever said or at least having a new idea is incredible.  we are so many on the planet now and surely somebody somewhere had the same idea and used almost the same words i used here in describing this , and few people today bring up to life something definitely new , most of us just innovate , say shit around and about what other people said … this being part of my believe and knowing for a fact i’m not that smart as to come up with something shinny new here is my story for today.

Some days ago i was driving down the road with a friend of mine , and well i coulnd’t help to notice a big fuckin car, an Audi Q7 blocking the whole first lane because the driver old as 19 or maybe 20 years was chatting with his friend giving not even a flying fuck about the whole lot of stupid people waitin’ and squezin’ along side his big car.And I realized something that well maybe was as of a big shock to me or whatever the fact that all those people were infact afraid or something, to say something to the guy cause he had a big expensive car and didn’t give a fuck … So something in me concluded that society came to a halt some few thousand years ago when averange people decided that they should phear rich and wealthy people for their power , instead of respecting them for the knoledge and hard work that brought them such wealth .

For me it’s mind fucking , it’s a loop maybe it’s due to the fact that i was raised in a fucked up micro-society where to pose up u had to be slicker than the man next to u and not smarter and few ever grew up from that way of thinking … don’t know maybe it’s just a leftover from our commie dark age or something like that, but god  i do hate that fuckin feeling i do hate all of it, could be cause i’m as a slave just the lot of them standing in line .fuck this shit

1.

u’ll always tend to exaggerate things , apples will be bigger , nights will be darker , and u will be a lot more stupid than u could’ve been if born elsewhere

2.

u are the supreme being sent here on earth to change things, and show other people how to not do shit , not that u actually know shit about fuck , but ur so sure and u can swear it on ur stupid mother’s grave that the others don’t do anything right

3.

as afghans are known to be born terrorists , well u are convinced that u are :

a) a philosopher

u always think about shit that u think it’s clever, and not only that u think about that shit but from time to time u actually get the chance to tell that shit to others and think well about urself that u just came up with some awesome shit and u took all of them by surprise , and all the ladies in the room will want to have ur babies

b) a politician

cause all fuckin romanians have something to say about politics all of them, i have yet to meet a god dammed person in this country that never said shit like “look at them , look at those politicians they steal shit , they do shit , and nothing good for us fuck emmmm they are thieves they know shit about governing a country” well here is the NEWS : u know shit as well cause if u would’ve known something u’d've been up there with them stealing and ruling the country so shut the fuck up

c) stupid … u can look this up on wikipedia

4. shit was, is, and will be depressing

No matter the time u were born in , no matter the age u were born in , no matter how old u are 3 things are certain … about being born raised and eventually killed in Romania (cause despite the missunderstandings Romanian people NEVER die of old age … they are ussualy killed by their neighbours down the street for the door mat or some shit like that).

When ur parents were fuckin and u were still a fuckin spem swiggling(I think I made up this word dunno) around, this whole country was depressed be it cause of the commies be it cause of fuck all but shit wasn’t well outside ur father’s ball and neither shit become well in the next 9 months of ur internal cocooning in ur moms belly.

When u grew up lived fucked laughed and anything else u might have done , well said it be to be told but shit was depressing around , ur dick wasn’t big enough u didn’t have enough money , the fuckin chick u tried to bang decided she’s a dike (not really happened to anyone i know but who knows), and the list goes on and on

And before, but right before in that very second before u die guess what , nothing but nothing will have changed all the shit around u didn’t like as a sperm and as a grown up will still be there cause that’s life and that’s life especially in this shithole of a country

5.

last and least of all you”ll come to know what life is

p.s : i never take the time to actually correct these texts i’m writing here , so if u are bothered by my lackin of spelling or lackin of interest to actually spell shit right please fuck off, and yes i am not better in any way

Romans conquered Europe and some shit around once, I think Romanians if  well guided will assimilate the world

Thank you.

Yat Kha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv2HdDPUWcE

http://www.vimeo.com/3946939

tot respectul pentru piesa si clip

$ceva inteligent

… n-am

biggie biggie biggie can’t u see, sometimes your words just hypnotize me

watch “Notorious”, rulez

http://www.torrentz.com/c729a4249fec7f263dc6268404851da928898b3b

http://www.hotnews.ro/stiri-politic-5576772-elena-udrea-autoturismul-serviciu-inchiriat-raapps-imi-pune-viata-pericol.htm

lenutza contraataca

muie tie cu tot cu masina ta

http://economie.hotnews.ro/stiri-companii-5571323-ministrul-finantelor-catre-firme-daca-nu-poti-plati-nici-macar-500-euro-stat-inchide.htm

Era o gluma a lui Robin Williams cred  “u don’t want a proctologist with a magician hobby….. uhh look there goes a dove” la fel nu vrei nici un ministru de finantze droll care se crede the new kid on the block si vrea sa go out in history cu replici celebre gen
“Daca nu poti plati nici macar 500 de euro la stat, anual, inchide!”.

Pe bune gen e un fel de replica data la coltzul blocului de 2 tovarasi sau ceva, nu de catre un ministru in mortii lui. Prin 2004 or so cand au venit toti cei vestiti la putere , se tot laudau ca o sa atraga investitori ca va fi pita cu sare pe drum iar cainii vor alerga cu covrigi in coada  samd , acum dupa 5 ani de zile totul este dus pe pula nu avem nimic in schimb ei au totul, in schimb avem datorii la FMI muie.

Sa suga pula.

Se pare ca avem un candidat pentru presedentia tarii… cat o fi de bun sau rau nu ma pot pronunta in acest moment.
Ca idee insa am sustinut mereu revenirea la monarhie, cu doar doua partide politice si un parlament restrans( poate nu vi se pare dar chiar ai nostrii ca brazii sunt prea multi pentru ce avem noi nevoie)

by Asha

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